"They are discussed well in every other clan," Wei Wuxian giggles, "And yet I have never heard a word about such a place inside us until you. Aiya what a legacy you will leave upon my life - pristine Lan Zhan, teaching the dread Yiling Laozu such delightful filth."

He laughs again, equal parts strung out and relaxed by their exploits. "I am glad, though, to be able to give you something more special than vegetable loaf for your birthday."