"Ah, so you've already done it. And you found the prostate!" Klaus says excitedly, just as a cocktail waitress comes by to see if they want any refills, so Klaus presses a quick, friendly pick to Wei Wuxian's fingers before letting go of his hand. "Yep! Another round on my friend's tab, please." He winks over at Wei Wuxian. "Consider it my consultation fee."

Once the waitress turns and leaves, Klaus tips his head to check out her ass, mostly out of habit, and then turns back to Wei Wuxian. "It sounds relatively successful. Did something go wrong?"

He wrinkles his nose a bit. "Did you not use lube?"