"Well, if he never has pleasure, I'm pretty sure whatever you do will feel extraordinary to him," Klaus tells him easily, crunching down on a chip of ice as he lifts his brows. "You're the first, right? So you're the best he's ever had. Think of it that way."

Their drinks are set down and Klaus thanks their waitress with a smile before pulling it closer and taking a drink. "Get some lube for next time. Pay attention to how he's reacting and respond as needed, and it'll be good."

He takes another sip of his drink and reaches out with his other hand to tap the bow of Wei Wuxian's upper lip. "You could also use that pretty mouth of yours. That'd really blow his mind."