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This place is magical.

Quite literally!

Wei Wuxian had entered on a whim and learned quite swiftly that magic was required to enter The Unseen Bar at all, and now he's experiencing one of his favorite feelings - that he has a secret and it's naughty. What's more, the place seems only to serve fruity drinks in fun cups, just like the bar where he'd once danced with Klaus-gonxi -

- who is also here, nursing something with an umbrella in the corner!

Quite unable to believe his luck, Wei Wuxian skips over to him, bowing without spilling a drop of his pineapple concoction. "Hello!"

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"Why not?" Klaus shrugs and then makes a go on gesture with his hand. To his credit, Wei Wuxian just completely goes for it, and Klaus can't help but to admire his boldness. And then he admires other things, but he thinks that he can't be blamed for that.

"Looks good from here," he says with an amused huff of laughter, nodding as he sits up a little straighter with his own popsicle. "You could give him a a few licks first, and then yes, relaxed tongue." He opens his mouth for his own popsicle and then stops himself to hold his hand up in a cupping motion. "And don't be afraid to play with the balls. Really get in there."

He puts on his own demonstration with the popsicle, dragging his tongue along it a few times before sliding it into his mouth and sliding it in and out a few times. Just to show off, he tips his head back and relaxes his throat, eyes watering slightly as he tips it into his throat. He pulls it out with a pop and reaches up to wipe at the corner of his mouth.

"Do that and the fingers at the same time," he says, pointing at Wei Wuxian with the popsicle before making an exploding motion with his free hand. "With the lube you're going to go buy. Really blow his mind."

"The balls? The - oh!" Wei Wuxian cuts himself off as Klaus fondles at the air, understanding the gesture even if he's not sure why that would feel good. He's going to try it, regardless.

Then Klaus tips his head and does something with his throat, looking both relaxed and strained at the same time before he pulls the popsicle free once more. "What were you doing just then?" Wei Wuxian asks, finding Klaus' voice just the slightest bit more hoarse than before. "Does it feel good for him if I swallow?"

"Oh, totally," Klaus says with a grin, remembering vividly how Obi-Wan reacted the first time Klaus swallowed him down. He looked at Klaus like he was something magical, and he'll never forget the look on his face. "It sure blew Obi-Wan's mind."

A pleased smile graces Klaus's face and he licks around the base of the popsicle to catch any drips. "It might take some practice, but it's definitely worth it."

He looks over at Wei Wuxian and quirks an eyebrow, tipping his head curiously. "Are yiu guys going to try penetrative sex, or are you working up to that?"

Wei Wuxian giggles, both delighted and curious at the thought of Klaus and the comparatively more stately Obi-Wan indulging in one another. He has Questions, but Klaus' question makes him swallow them all.

He's quiet long enough that his popsicle drips down over his fingers, and Wei Wuxian frowns rather than lick the droplets up. "We will," he says. "We want to. Only it's..." He trails off again. "It feels like an important step between us," he says. "And there are things he doesn't know. Things about me that would upset him. I'm not lying, exactly, but to lie with him when I know things he doesn't...it feels wrong of me, Klaus-gonxi."

Wei Wuxian's reaction delights Klaus, because he thinks that he and Obi-Wan probably do seem like an odd match to outsiders, but they aren't, not really. They have more in common than most people would assume, and they work very well together. That, and Klaus is deeply smug to have bagged someone so incredibly hot, but that's a little more superficial.

"Ah, see. Usually I prefer that the people that I'm fucking don't know anything about me, so I'm not sure that I'll be of much help in that regard," Klaus tells him, shrugging helplessly before slurping on his popsicle, mostly now because he doesn't want to deal with drips. "But maybe just rip the bandage off. Tell him and see what happens, or you'll just stress about it and it'll probably eventually come out anyway."

Eventually, the popsicle gets a little too sticky and Klaus sticks it into his empty water glass. After grabbing a napkin, he holds one hand up in surrender. "Please be advised, while I am very confident in my advice, my relationship advice comes with no such guarantee."

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